I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry
Excuse me but the whole “don’t hit your horse” thing is a bunch of bullshit.
If a horse is being rude, damn right I am going to smack them. It’s either that or I get bit/kicked/trampled. Horses kick and bite each other harder than you could ever hit your horse all the time and they’re fine. Don’t be an asshole about it, but don’t let your horse be one either.
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.